Iffin I were him I'd say, "Why the hell didn't you plant the whole f'ing yard?"


Well, of courses, he will say that. 
To which I will reply...well, you see...I wasn't sure
if it would work and I needed a control factor in
the experiment. So the unplanted part is that
control factor.
Then I will say, after all... I'm a scientist. 
as I walk slowly away.

Zanna

Thanks for the music cue.


(don't know why this site has their 's all f'ed up, but it seems fitting.

)
The Scientist
Coldplay
Come up to meet you, Tell you I�m sorry, You don�t know how lovely you are
I had to find you, Tell you I need you, Tell you I set you apart
Tell me your secrets, And ask me your questions, Aww let�s go back to the start
Runnin� in circles, [sounds like] Comin� our tails, Heads on the science apart
Nobody said it was easy
It�s such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be this hard
Aww take me back to the start
I was just guessin�, At numbers and figures, Pullin� the puzzles apart
Questions of science, Science and progress, Do not speak as loud as my heart
Tell me you love me, Come back to haunt me, Oh when I rush to the start
Runnin� in circles, [sounds like] Chasin� our tails, Comin� back as we are
Nobody said it was easy
Aww It�s such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be so hard
I�m goin� back to the start
Ahhooooooooooooooooo
Ahhooooooooooooooooo
Ahhooooooooooooooooo
Ahhooooooooooooooooo

