Don't they know you're apposed to move SOUTH after you retire?
I moved north from Las Vegas, I just happen to pick an astablished area.
The in-dins didn't live here for 10,000 years because of the easy access
to Portland. 
Yeah, but they HATE the snow & cold.

Plus, you ain't normal (that's good

) cuz, "You've lived everywhere, man., You've lived everywhere."

Nah... they know it, and sis & I keep reminding them. They just don't want the hassle yet.
Eventually, they will have a permanent home down here & a summer cottage or camper in Ohio. They's backwards right now.
